so my friend went to the RHCP concert tonight, and before he went i told him I loved by the way by them and how jealous I was that he got to see them. When i saw him like 20 minutes ago he told me he recorded the song for me

how sweet is that <33

  • interviewer: so, leave us with a word of wisdom?
  • alex: don't-
  • rian: let's do this, you say a word then i say a word
  • alex: don't
  • rian: ever
  • alex: cross
  • rian: the
  • alex: train
  • rian: tracks
  • alex: without
  • rian: looking
  • alex: at
  • rian: the
  • alex: belt
  • rian: loop
  • alex: in
  • rian: your
  • alex: stockings
  • rian: that's it
  • alex: (whispers) first, say first
  • rian: first
  • alex: there it is
  • rian: what was the sentence?
  • alex: it was 'don't ever cross the train tracks without looking at the loop in your stockings first' (laughs) pretty good
  • interviewer: remember that, kids
  • alex: it's an important one
  • rian: if there's one thing that we attribute our success to, it's that
  • alex: always check your belt loops in your stockings first before your cross the train tracks just cause that shit'll fuck you up
  • rian: they do that better on whose line is it anyway
  • alex: that shit will ruin your life
  • rian: wayne brady
  • alex: wayne brady is just
  • rian: awesome
  • alex: the middle aged white women's black man
  • rian: that, it's true
  • alex: it's true
  • rian: just like we're the
  • alex: we're the middle aged black women's white boys

Holy fuck I have the worst case of second thoughts I just finished hyperventilating fndjdkwnsnfvh

offically a u of t studentĀ 

i’m glad that i bawled for an hour over picking schools to my cousin on the phone

i love himĀ