Six seconds well spent.
It was. It was.
“Can I ask you something?”
The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop
The crazy days, city lights. The way you’d play with me like a child.
LANAAAAA Y U SO PRITY
(Source: dellrey)
Dale Carnegie (via coyotegold)
(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)
there needs to be a bowl designed specifically for cooking oatmeal in the microwave. it needs to have a detachable vented lid that you can lock on when you’re cooking it and remove when you’re preparing/eating it. that way, the oatmeal won’t bubble over everywhere if you don’t keep your eye on it the entire time it’s cooking.
please, i can’t handle cleaning the microwave like twice a week anymore .
