“Can I ask you something?”
The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop
week with boyfriend
The crazy days, city lights. The way you’d play with me like a child.
LANAAAAA Y U SO PRITY
there needs to be a bowl designed specifically for cooking oatmeal in the microwave. it needs to have a detachable vented lid that you can lock on when you’re cooking it and remove when you’re preparing/eating it. that way, the oatmeal won’t bubble over everywhere if you don’t keep your eye on it the entire time it’s cooking.
please, i can’t handle cleaning the microwave like twice a week anymore .